TRADE ALERT...

VICTORIA, BC - The Commissioner has approved a big deal between the Goal Diggers and the Turf Monsters, swapping two young midfielders.

The 'Diggers receive a young lefty with good hands and fingers in Tory Bains in the deal and in exchange, the Turf Monsters receive the pride of Dad's eye, Connor Rant.

Both players are excited to start playing with their new teams.

*Disclaimer... Tory did not lose his finger after this picture was taken and Connor was not dropped on his head or arse by his father <lol>